Highly recommend! Fun boomer tootin' shooter.
Made for suckers like YOU.

Be yourself. Except when you don't against robots.

The TV got me good.

Felt like actually browsing an old ass PC.
Browsed for like 2 hours on everything.

I like it. There's a huge charm oozing from such RPG-like games that gets you to grind and explore areas with some quests along the way to complete and bosses to slay.

However... there's a couple of issues the game is suffering from:
1. Controls are very stiff and being the only keyboard controls being WASD and no attack button attached to the keys you're gonna suffer a lot of basic bug related issue where hitbox disappears for the rest of the run and you're stuck with like this until game decides to fix itself or you die from the start. Resulting you to start over the progress you've made due to controls and hitbox' disappearance.
2. Hitbox itself is an odd one, you have range and damage towards it but sometimes with mouse clicks your character moves either way too close to the enemies or sometimes does what you want it to do. If you do get close though without such intention then enemies won't miss which is a tad bit nuisance.
3. Lastly lags, game itself tends to lag which is fine but sometimes these lags force your character to be stuck on attack mode and you cannot move as you would be willing to retreat to recover with potions or whatnot.

Generally gameplay works as intended and fun to play around if you try to ignore the main issues I've tackled against.

Game is a blast. You two make a great duo and never disappoint!
Alongside Pyragmus's music gives a nice SEGA Genesis vibes to the addition, has some Touhou
play too.

The only cons I noticed that the game still tends to lag in some scenes if there's too many objects or projectiles on the screen: respawning blocks for example and moreso seems to be a one. But I guess it's expected and still doable. Works fine on mobile too just constant tapping does prompt copy / paste options, otherwise playable.

This sounds like you’ve woken up in the middle of the night hearing music coming in the deepest hallways inside of a hotel.

So old. And such a gem.

Totally didn't expect "Get out of my car" being remixed here!
But was a very fun listen.

Happy 30th Anniversary to Newgrounds!

Oh damn, radical!

I see Ultimate Muscle behind!

Best mom.