Total Medals Earned: 2,534 (From 319 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,070 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/185 points)
Complete level 1.
Complete levels 1,2 and 3 in succession
Complete levels 1 and 2 in succession
Once you defeat the game, this medal will explain itself.
Complete levels 1,2,3 and 4 in succession
Complete all levels in succession
Gain 4400 points.
Gain 5200 points.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
You drunk the same amount of a 6 pack.
You drunk the same amount of a 12 pack.
You drunk the same amount of box of beer.
You reached my best score.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
Medals Earned: 6/6 (55/55 points)
Beat 1 Level
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Beat the Game
Press "F" on the Title Screen
Press "M" on the Title Screen
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/245 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Eat an apple
Play for 10 minutes
Eat 4 Ghosts with 1 Pellet
Reach level 21
Score 15000 points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.