Total Medals Earned: 2,534 (From 319 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,070 Points
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
balls
Medals Earned: 5/21 (70/780 points)
win Bojan stage
win Vila stage
win Xavi stage
win Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Vila stage
win Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Bojan stage
win Iniesta stage
win Puyol stage
end the game
achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage
win Messi stage
achieve gold medal on Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Xavi stage
achieve gold medal on Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Messi stage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (215/215 points)
Please change it back!
Get all questions right on the quiz!
View all awards.
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click... x250
Collect 70 trophies in Manly-Chicken's mini game.
Keep the window open for 3600 seconds!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 5/13 (160/495 points)
Beat a wave without pulling the cue ball
Beat a round without taking damage
Get down to one health and gain it back to full in the same game.
Die during an active combo
Kill a passive Prissy
It's all too much.
Miss 10 times in a row.
Get a combo of 25,000 or more.
Get a score of 50,000 or more in a single game.
Kill 100 Ghosts
Kill 1000 Ghosts
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/65 points)
Create your first band
Finish a game
Get 5 stars of popularity!
Bribe a Twitter Mom.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (50/450 points)
break the box with your head at a high speed
To hit the object at a high speed
To increase the number of cartridges
Double somersault without touching the ground
Decrease the air resistance maximally
Fly high above the ground
To maximize stamina
To improve the passability
To improve the speed maximally
Destroy 3 enemies with one shot
To enhance the weapon maximally
To perform all the stunts
To decrease power consumption maximally
To perform a triple somersault without touching the ground
Save the girl
Medals Earned: 10/10 (165/165 points)
You beat Level 1!
You beat Level 2!
You bet Level 3!
You beat Level 4!
You beat Level 5!
You beat Level 6!
You beat Level 7!
You beat Level 8!
You beat Level 9!
You beat Level 10!